Childhood glory.

When I was a kid:


1. Whenever I drink soy milk (no milk for me, because it's not sweet-- maybe that's why I am so short. T___T), I will dunk my mouth into the mug so that I have a milk moustache! The aftereffects of watching one too many Dumex/Fernleaf commercial. And then I'll go around and ask everyone, "I cute or not! I cute or not!"


2. I wanted long hair so bad, but my mom refused to let me grow my hair-- she said I wouldn't know how to take care of my hair. So, whenever I played games with my sister, I'll steal clean towels from the linen closet, and placed it on my head and secure it with a headband-- the towel is my long 'hair'. -___________-


3. I loved it when my mom French-braids my hair-- she would do it on both sides on my head. However, I only get French braids for special occasions, because it takes too long; thus I'll only get my hair done up on birthdays and CNY and parties. One CNY, I remember, my mom was halfway braiding my hair, and she found FLEAS in my hair. T______T Has anyone had fleas before!! It was damn sad and scary, 'cause my dad told me I had to shave my head off. T____T And I passed it to my sisters as well. T_____T


4. I used to play "Alligator" with my sisters-- the king-sized bed in my parents' room was the 'ship', and we threw all the bolsters on the floor (the 'sea')-- they were the 'logs', whereby the victims could climb onto the 'logs' and be safe from the Alligator. Surprise surprise, little bossy me (eldest mah) would always order my sisters to be the alligator, and one of them would have to crawl on the floor wtf. I was always the princess, complete with the towel and headband on my head of course hahahaha.


5. When I was in primary school, I used to wear tights under my pinafore (because we play games during recess, remember Pepsi-Cola and skipping rubber band ropes!), and I had 4 favorite pairs-- one which is this shiny navy spandex one, a shiny hot pink one, a black one with a green bold stripe on either side, and this neon green one with side strips of stick figures alternately cycling, swimming and running wtf. AND, back then, I thought it was so cool if people could see my tights, and I always made sure that my skirt was a little hitched up so that my tights could be seen. -_____________-
Why the hell I thought that was cool is a very big mystery indeed. T________T


6. We used to go to Genting quite often, and we usually stay in Awana Highlands, which is this gorgeous apartments halfway to Genting, and it has a jacuzzi in the master bedroom. My sisters, cousin sister(s) and I will bathe together (we were really young la), and we would pour bottles and bottles of the complimentary bathing soap into the tub, and voila, BUBBLES! :D Then, we would take many many pictures but we would cover our bits with the bubbles HAHAHA. Damn saucy eh! And NO, I am not going to post up pictures of us. T___T


7. I was a very very shy kid, I was so shy I didn't dare to tell anyone when I need to go to the toilet. So when I swimmed in the pool, and nature strikes, I pee in the pool. T_____T
Don't tell me you haven''t peed in the pool before! I am sure most people have, right right right???





Ok la, the reason why I took a stroll down the childhood memory lane is 'cause recently I saw this picture tagged on my Facebook:


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My primary school days.
My brother saw me uploading this picture, and he said: Wah why you so ugly that time! WTF.


You could even see a little of my green neon tights in the picture!!! T___T



Quick, what's your embarrassing/funny childhood story, tell me! :P