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I hate VPLs (Visible Panty Lines) 'cause it's such an eyesore. I hate unfunny people, you bore me to tears. I hate porn because it degrades women. I hate hairy legs on women, it is so ugly and unbecoming! it's not that difficult to shave y'know *hands you epilator*. I hate the color black, 'cause it is safe, boring, mundane, common, and it speaks of a wallflower persona, BUT it is slimming. I hate my pillow 'cause it's getting too flat. I hate quiet people, 'cause opposites do NOT attract. I hate people who try too hard, don't you know I can see right through you. I hate Topshop 'cause their stuff are so effing expensive, but boy, aren't they pretty. I hate people who own Stam bags, but that's simply a case of sour prunes. I hate weak people, I don't have time to cater to you. I hate leftover food, maybe I am spoiled, or maybe it just tastes funny. I hate restaurants who served 'insincere' food, i.e. food which obviously has no heart or soul. I hate all processed food, but funnily, they are the tastiest. I hate exercising, because I always can't wait for it to end, and no, I don't enjoy being out of breath and having near-death experiences during cardio. I hate la-las, although some people might berate me for being mean or even unfair but I really can't stand their dressing; ok fine, maybe I can tahan the nice lala girls, but oh, perish, all you lala boys with open shirts with baggy pants and embroidered dragons and patent shoes. I hate people with bad fashion sense, or even worse, no fashion sense; I just feel like bringing you home to dress you up properly. I hate people who do not take care of the environment, I am not asking you to be an environmentalist, but at least pick up your rubbish, close taps tightly, and do not leave electricity on unnecessarily; we do only have one earth, y'know. I hate people who can't speak English, except for my favourite mamak men, wait a minute, even they can speak fluent english; how am I supposed to communicate with you? I hate people who look down on me, it only speaks of your ignorance, and it makes victory so sweet when I prove you wrong and beat your stinky ass out. I hate 'follower' type of people, y'know, those who do not have a mind of their own, and can't form a single opinion by themself; good riddance, I say. I hate cake with icing or whipped cream, it is BAD BAD BAD. I hate people with flat stomachs, yea, how you know, 'cause I don't have one. I hate lovehandles, who invented wan, bloody hell. I hate cold weathers, although you could wear boots and play with layering and put on my Alannah Hill scarf, but I am more of a bask-in-sunshine girl. I hate boring, generic people, jump off the cliff, PLEASE. I hate people who are pretending to be something they are not; it is just sad to look at you. I hate bad liars, if you want to lie, do it properly. I hate it when you are in the toilet and you suddenly realise that there is no more toilet paper left. I hate running to the phone when it rings only to have the call cut off just when you reach it. I hate BO, that is Body Odor for you unknowing people; please, just do me a favor and stay far far away from me. I hate guys who are too touchy-feely, do you think it's a turn on??? it's not. I hate pretentious people,I have to grit my teeth when I am with you. I hate driving in traffic jams; my stress levels get so high that I feel that my head will pop. I hate being caught in the rain in suede heels and non-waterproof mascara. I hate it when people don't indulge in their childish sides; your inner child needs to come out to play sometimes. I hate missing the bus by 2 seconds. I hate fake flowers, real ones touch the heart more. I hate spoilsports and partypoopers, being sporting is a virtue. I hate non-spontaneous people, not everything in life has to follow a jadual, it's okay to let loose and just follow the rhythm. I hate unconfident people, I just feel like giving you a hearty shake at your shoulders and telling you to buck up and love yourself for who you are. I hate unconfident people who pretend that they are confident, because they put down other people to put themselves up. I hate pesky people who don't know when they are not wanted. I hate it when I find a gorgeous item on sale and they don't have it in my size. I hate drinks which are too sweet, cordial is a no-no. I hate constipation, 'nuff said. I hate my dry elbows, no matter how much lotion I slab on, they still feel like an ant-eater's skin to me. I hate bad hair days, because it affects how I feel for the day. I hate days that I have my period, I will have to worry for stains, and it's just a bloody inconvenience (no pun intended). I hate judgemental people, but I am guilty of it too. I hate ugly people who puts on too much make-up, it doesn't help, y'know, it only makes you look even worse. I hate the fact that I haven't seen my high school friends in eons. I hate people who uses fake goods, as if people can't tell like that; but you're allowed to if you have a very very good reason. I hate it even more when people think I use fake goods, I don't k. I hate bad movies, I always feel so cheated after watching it; it doesn't matters whether I paid for a movie ticket or whether it was a pirated DVD. I hate people who impose their thoughts and ideas onto you and force you to believe in it; to each its own, haven't you heard? I hate wishy-washy people, just make your mind for goodness sake; but sometimes I am like that too, I can never seem to decide where to go or what to do with my girlfriends. I hate it when I step on chewing gum, it's a bitch to clean up. I hate bloggers who pose a gazillion pictures of them in the same pose and same clothes and same expressions; do you honestly think we are interested? I hate long legs, 'cause I have never had them. I hate men who wear sleeveless singlets and raise their arms to terrorise you with their armpit hair. I hate men who do not treat their other half well. I hate calculative people, you are a nuisance. I hate calculating people too, your manipulativeness makes me uneasy. I hate male chauvinists, FUCK YOU BASTARDS WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY. I hate finding staple bullets in my food, it makes my heart drop to my stomach, and my appetite to my foot. I hate people who don't believe in fairy tales; it won't kill you to not be a cynic for a day.

I hate you today, and there's nothing you can do about it.