Dialogue.

In Johor Bahru for a day trip.


"My friend is coming to fetch us in his Myvi for bak kut teh."

Singaporean colleague:
"What is Your V???"



Laughed till I choked.

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I had to ask my retard partner with regards to something work-related, and he turned around with a smirk (he loves showing off wtf).

"Why are you smirking??"

"This is my thinking smile."



HAHAHA.

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"I am FABULOUS!"



Attitude I should adopt.

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"Come join me for gym!"

"I can't! I just did treatment for my hair,I am not allowed to wash my hair for 2 days!"

"Your hair better be damn nice when I see you."

"It is not. Looks like grass!"

"Sexay."

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"Can I tell you something in confidence?"

"Everything you tell me is in confidence."

:)

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Polaroid picture taken by Zahra.




My oldest friends, ever. :)