Taboo boo boo.

Amidst glasses of white wine (for me, hard liquor for the rest), we played a game of Taboo. My retard partner was paired with me, naturally. We look at each other and shrugged nonchalantly, we pride ourselves on our synergy-- or SyNERgy (in the Hong Kong accent), like we like to pronounce it. We brushed invisible lint off our shoulders, and sat opposite each other.

The first card that he took.

"What I call my penis!! What I call my penis!!"

I gave him a "Are you fucking kidding me" look.

"Errr... Shlong? Tripod? Third limb?"

"NONONO! I always call it that wan!"

"Errr... I dunno!" as I threw him a o_O look.

Turns out it was "Snake". -_-

When he came back to sit next to me, he chastised me for not being able to read his mind.

"What happened to our SyNERgy! How could you not know???!!"

"Aiyo, I thought the nickname is Spike mah."

"Owh ya hor." As he nodded in agreement.

"But still! You are the only one who will know ok!"

DIE. Already some people in office thinks there is some romance brewing up, now he has to add oil on fire. -___________-


Later, another card that he retrieved.

"I always say that you are flat!!! You have WHAT??!!"

"Err.. Fats? Breast? Pea brain? I dunno!"


The answer was "Chest". -________-


Epic fail man our syNERgy.



But nonetheless, I was brilliant at Taboo! My first time ever playing. In fact, I was called the 'anchorwoman' of my team, hehe. Looks like those days of reading the thesaurus has come useful wtf.

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Random outfit picture:




Black polyester tank dress: H & M
Tan woven belt: Bangkok
Turquoise stone necklace: Forever 21
Black knotted clogs: Zara