It's an emergency.

Last Saturday, I had an emergency!


I was sleeping my world away on Saturday morning, but I got a lot of text messages. -_- And phone calls. -_- From Jing's buyers in Singapore.. Smalls (whom was supposed to stay with me over the weekend. Jiren, whom stalks me for Smalls' sake... HAIHHH why can't people let me sleep.. T_____T

After I reluctantly rolled out of bed at 2.30 pm, I called Smalls to make plans for the day. And called Mey to ask her along.

Me: *waits groggily for Mey to pick up her mobile* Hi, Mey! Want to go out later?
Mey: *pause* Haven't you heard?
Me: Huh??
Mey: I have an.. emergency.
Me: HUH? Are you ok? *pause* Do you have to WORK??? (wtf crazy already, jaded by work)
Mey: Hah, no la! I have a fashion show!


-________________________-
Hahahahahhahaha! Only Mey will treat a fashion show as an emergency!




Anyway, to cut the story short, Mey had a last-minute stint to be a model for a designer competition! Her nickname isn't called Daddy Longlegs for no reason wtf.





Pretty Mey. *adoring*


Alas, our plans to support her doing her catwalk didn't work out! *cough Smalls was late cough* But at least we made it for the prize-giving session. The moment Smalls and I reached the crowd near the stage, we were like FUCKK WE ARE TOO SHORT FOR THIS! And stared pushing our way through wtf. We can be very agressive when we want to. :P

Though we were late, we more than made it up with our loud whoops for Mey k! Smalls and I weren't known in our schools (we were from separate high schools btw) for loudspeakers for nothing wtf. And we were like kampung people, hahaha, 'cause Smalls was like, "Is Ah Mey the prettiest there??", and I would nod and say primly "Of course la, our Ah Mey is the prettiest among them all!" HAHAHAHHA I think the crowd wanted to slap us. And Smalls, that idiot, cheered super loudly and yelled Mey's name non-stop when they wanted to award the prize. I had to nudge her, and tell her "Eh, woman, this is not a modelling competition" -__-

Smalls: Huh? You mean not Mey design the dress and model it herself ar? Like Project Runway?

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG seriously a bad case of 'We 'R' Retards' la.





Mey again, I took such a pretty picture of her! :)


I couldn't see what was happening on the stage. T__T I just stretched my hands as high as I could to snap pictures of the stage, and see the happenings onstage through my pictures. Fuck my life. T___T




Got bored of taking pictures of Mey, on focused on other objects. :P





Mey receiving her vouchers, part of her gifts for being one of the models.


I told Mey she is born to be a model, 'cause if someone were to tell me I need to wear a midriff-baring top, no way can it be a last minute thing, they will have to at least tell me 5 days before so I can starve myself wtf. T_T




Coffee time!




Thoroughly engrossed. :)



... with the menu wtf.




Smalls looking like a proud pregnant mother reading stories to her baby in her womb WTF.




Smalls said we look to angry in our poring-over-menu pictures, hence the joyous expression. -_-





Wedges with cheese dip! One of my favorite pick-me-up is deep fried food wtf.




My very tall iced cappucino! Tall like Kit Mey wtf.




Then we hit Bugis for some cheap shopping! :)





Women with a purpose. :P





Heehee!





My bangs are so long that I. Can't. Freaking. See. T_T





My boyfriend praised me just now, saying that I look nice for a girl going through her audit peak period! But later does he know that the pictures were from last week, before I went through work hell. T__T


Good also la, my bangs are so long, can cover eyebags. T__T





HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH LOOKS LIKE SHANNON HAHAHHA.


Going to tag him on Facebook now HAHAHAHAH.





Mey let out a gasp of deligh and darted into this shop, and I thought she saw a cute dress or soemthing. She actually saw a wig and started admiring the curls and stroking it. -_____-


Then when she left the shop, we saw the sales assistant adjusting back the wig, HAHAHAH. After the sales assistant walked away, I made Mey go back into the shop to take this picture HAHAHAHHA.



Outfit:



Red plaid dress with scooped neck and ruffled tier skirt: Cotton On
Red satin bow hairband: Heeren, Singapore
Pearl strands: Assorted
Beetle bug necklace: Equip, Australia
Studded black heels: Zara
Bag: Marc Jacobs


I actually wanted to match the outfit with my preppy Pedro Lopez shoes! (which totally kills your feet btw) T_T But unfortunately, we were going for drinks straight after Bugis, and being the vainpots we are, we opt for a change of clothes! So I need a pair of shoes that could match both my oufits for the day. T__T


At Hooters. :D
The boys all rolled their eyes when they found out we wanted to dine in Hooters!



The sign behind Smalls said: "Hooters' waitresses are flattery-operated"

ME TOO! :P




Jiren. :)


Who came up amazing insights. -__-


He said that:



Smalls looked young and vibrant.




I looked sexually frustruated WTF, 'cause my hair was messy. -_________-






And that Mey looked like she just put her baby to sleep after a long day, HAHAHA.


Poor thing la, Mey, she was really exhausted after her modelling stint during the day! :(





But still, she looked so pretty in her candid pictures. :)






We spent a huge part of the night talking about strip clubs and their experiences (Jiren's and Mey's) in one. -_-


I am going to one in Melbourne comign August, I promise! Along with my sisters. ;P Will I get stoned to death for bringing my sisters to the dark side ar wtf.




Flat Hair Flat always. :) (I just realised both Smalls and Mey have curls. -__________-)





Looking quite haggard after one whole day of being out, boo.


We were at Clarke Quay, and I think we are getting old! 'Cause we ended in Coffee Club, having iced coffee and eating calamari rings instead of sipping on martinis and getting wasted. T_T



Kenny: Jaclyn is really skinny!
Us: YAA!
Kenny: She is as skinny as a pillar... Like that one! *points*




HAHAHHAH WTF that is a bloody boulder ok! The Kenny got all shy, and said that he meant a thin pillar, hahaha. Anyhow, I tagged Jaclyn in this picture on Facebook, haha!