Skeletons in the closet.

*mildly edited my post! And thank you everyone, for being so enocuraging, HAHA.


ARGHHHH. Because of the petrol price surge, I was under my dad's order to fill up the petrol tank of the Avanza.
It took me a bloody 1 and 1/2 hour!!!
WTFFFF. I thought my leg was going to fall off from cramps-- 'cause stepped on the brake for too long. And no, putting on the handbrake/neutral gear is not an option, 'cause there were stupid idiots who would try to cut the queue!!! So I had to be very alert and ready to gun my engine any time. T__T

It was SO SO TERRIBLE, really a nightmare. There were cars who accidentally banged each other-- 'cause everyone was tail-gating each other (if not, some imbecile would cut into the line), there were cars who unintentionally took routes near to the petrol station and ended up being stranded in the pool of cars (no one was willing to budge to make space for these cars to leave); there was even a parked car whose alarm went blaring on and on. How not to feel super stressed and frustrated!!!!

Anyway, back to what I wanted to say; as I was really bored in the car, being all alone, 'cause my sisters were at home carrying out the noble cause known as examination revision; I started calculating how many pieces of clothing I have sold since I got back. Basically, I have started selling my clothes from end of January till now since I was back from Melbourne-- I have a sale each week, each sale consisting of averagely 7 items.

Doing a rough tabulation, from February onwards to end of May, that's 4 months-- 4 weeks x 4 months x 7 pieces... Plus the fact that recently I have been having 2 sales a week ('cause it's increasingly nearing my departure date to S'pore)... And I think so far, in all my sales, I have in total only about 4-5 items which I have yet to sold out... *mutters frantic calculations* I would say a conservative estimation of the total pieces I have sold since I came back is... around 120 pieces????

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I didn't even know that I have 120 items!! I mean, I know I have quite a bit of clothes, but then, if I have sold off 120 things, how come the number of items I have haven't dwindled down? T____T




So I came home and started going through the clothes I have. T____T

One of the questions that I get the most after 'Where do you get your clothes?', is "How much clothes do you have/how big is your wardrobe?"

So here I am, revealing unseen footage of my wardrobe. Unseen, and forever cannot be seen by my mom WTF.



*starts out with chirpy tour guide voice, haha*




This is the view that greets you the moment you open my room door!

And shit, my mat is senget. *anal*




The big lump of clothes on my armchair.

I don't know why, I always dump clothes on the chair, even if I have hangers, knobs etc to hang my clothes, they always end up on the chair. -__-
Is anyone else like me!




Underneath the armchair-- luggage bag filled with clothes, and shopping bags as well.
'Cause my mom doesn't look under chairs! :P




Shopping bags which I haven't kept yet, and bags that I use more often. :)





And haha, these are bags hidden behind the door.


'Cause if my mom comes into my room, she would flip the door open, and tada! the door will hide these bags. I am so smart. :D



Moving on to my closet! Very very small and cramped. :(



Tada! My clothes. Uncolor-coded, uncategorised.

My dream is to have my clothes all hung according to their colors! But I am never disciplined enough for it. :( And haih, it's damn difficult to find clothes, because each hanger has minimum 3 or 4 pieces on it-- so I actually have to sift through the items on each hanger. Haih, even my hangers play layering wtf.

And oh oh oh, you see all the long sleeves peeking out at the right side! Those are my working clothes! :))) That's about 1/3 of this closet. I am really quite pleased, 'cause I haven't really started shopping for working clothes-- it's more like if I see anything appropriate, I would buy it, but I have yet to go on a major, purposeful work-clothes quest; however, I seemed to have accumulated a healthy amount so far! :)


And heeee, this closet has its secrets. :P



At the bottom of the closet, is where I keep some of my shopping buys! Mostly from junkyard sales though... There are huge bags after huge bags, which I just lump in, haha.


It's really quite smart, 'cause when my mom comes in for room inspection...



I just pull the clothes along the railing, and tada, all the bags are hidden!


And she will never know for the better. :D





Folded clothes. More leaning towards baby tees and mamak clothes.
And bottoms! I stuff my bottoms inside nowadays, 'cause my bottoms compartment is full.




Another part of my closet.
The lowest part is said bottoms compartment, which is mostly filled with jeans.


But nowadays, there are more and more version of bottoms! Like high waisted skirts/shorts, paperbag shorts/skirts, skinnys, wide-legged pants, leggings... So I need a bigger compartment to keep my bottoms. T_T


And the middle part of this closet has hidden secrets as well, haha.


This is where I keep my other shopping bags, usually slightly pricier buys, 'cause my mom freaks whenever she sees Topshop/Selfridge/Forever 21 plastic bags. She will start lecturing us on the value of money and threatens to cut our allowance. :'(


This area is stuffed, and it's insane; whenever I remember something new that I want to wear, I would have to throw everything out and slowly dig through. -___-



Moving on to other parts of the house...


Duffel bag filled with clothes and boxes in the study room.
The big box in this picture has some of my Melbourne shoes in it! :)




Box of clothes... Which I haven't unpacked yet, 'cause I really have no space to put them.




Big giant luggage bag (my check-in bag from Melbourne)...



... filled with some of my more well-liked clothes(all brand new!). I usually dig through this bag when I have a special occasion/if I want to dress up.

Jing asked me to specify that the bag measures at approximately 1.5m x 0.5m, because she wants "people to see how crazy you are". -__-




Bags of my clothes along the alley upstairs!
And that is my brother's bed-rack next to them. He broke it one night, hahaha too fat already hahahaha.




I took over my brother's room as well! Thank god I have a brother, 'cause men are so space-efficient when it comes to clothes, haha.

The top shelf are mostly my jackets, whereas the bottom shelf has mostly my bottoms.
Err, the pillow is obviously not part of my wardrobe WTF.




Two huge boxes of clothes in the corner of his room!

It's usually stacked on top of each other neatly, but they look really messy now, 'cause I just rummaged through them to look for something.




And this is another check-in luggage bag which my parents took home for me!
Btw, it's my dad's favorite luggage bag, 'cause it's made of oyster shell, haha.

It's filled with clothes that I have worn before in Melbourne, and which I intend to sell off soon (but I have yet to open since my parents brought it home. -_-)



And that's excluding clothes in my sisters' room 'cause they always steal my clothes, but never return them! *rawr* And also clothes in the laundry room. YES, anything that is sent for washing doesn't come back up!! I don't know what my maid does, she just leaves them in the laundry room. -___- So basically, once we throw our clothes to wash, we won't see them, unless we make the initiative to look for them in the laundry room. All these mountainfuls of clean, detergent-scented clothes. -______-

And I just remembered that I left 2 huge garbage bags full (HAHA, I put my clothes in garbage bags while shifting in Melbourne, 'cause inspired by Audrey the trash woman HAHAHA I am never going to let you forget it Aud) of clothes in Jac's flat! One bag of nice clothes, which I wanted her to look into to see whether there is anything that she wants to keep for herself; another bag of clothes which was supposed to be given to the Salvation Army. BUT, I heard that after I left Melbourne, Jac's housemate threw them away! T____T Is that really true, Jac! T___T



Ok, I am really panicking now, 'cause I have no idea how I am going to manage my clothes when I go over to S'pore!! Do I pack everything off to S'pore? Leave half at home, bring half to S'pore? Be really hard-hearted and sell as much things as I can (this is really not an option, 'cause I can't bear to part with a lot of my things T_T)? If I leave most of my things at home, I am VERY SURE that once I am in S'pore, my mom would throw them out or something! Unless I ask my sisters to protect them for me. T__T

Shit la. Now I wish I didn't take pictures of my clothes. At least I could stay in denial then. :(((



And hahaha, while I was running around taking pictures of my clothes (like scavenger hunt wtf), I found this pair of old-school plaid pants of my mom's!

I was really excited, 'cause I have been looking for a pair of plaid/checkered pants! So I eagerly put them on...



... to find that they have stirrups!


HAHAHHAHAHA omg damn old-fashioned and out! HAHAHAHA.
I was gasping with laughter, and while trembling with silent giggles, I went to look for Jing, and when she turned around, wordlessly, I just lifted my leg up, and she understood.

HAHHAHAHHHAHA damn kao funny! How could my mom have worn something like that, hahaha.

Anyway, I was still quite optimistic, I told Jing that I could cut off the stirrups-part, and with some mild alterations, it could be a pretty cool pair of pants.

She told me:

"Che, are you sure you want to cut off that part. What if it comes back into fashion!"

while throwing me 'I-give-up" look for even daring to contemplate wearing that pair of pants. T___T



Hahaha, why wor!



Can look quite nice what!

Hahahaha.




Me: I don't get it, I sell 7 clothing a week!! How come my amount of clothes don't go down at all???
Jing: That's 'cause you sell away 7 each week, but each week, you buy back a dozen.
Me: Oh.



Hahaha, damn stupid. Anyway, don't judme me for being messy k! T_T