Glutton.

I was so stuffed from dinner last night I felt like dying.

With a heavy sigh, I clutched the boyfriend's hand to my heart dramatically, "If I die, I want you to know, I love you."





Two hours later, on the phone.

"Baby, I just had McD's french fries!" :D

Tutti Fruity.

I am having a crick in my neck now, due to all the craning i have to do to look at the computer screen, because my computer table broke, I don't know who the hell tried to be funny and probably sat on it, and now we are using another computer table, which, obviously, is too high for me.

*massages neck*


Oh, and Teeny just came into the computer room to tell me that America's Next Top Model (ANTM, only my favorite TV show, EVER), season 7, is showing on 19th Feb. I told her with an anguished pain in my eyes that 'cause I would be leaving on the 26th, I would only get to watch one episode. My sisters and I always watch ANTM together, y'see, its our bonding session. Thus, I expected a dramatic emo moment with my sister, with music in the background and tearful hugs.

Until she replied, "HAH??? Then if I send you off on 26th, I would need to miss one episode of ANTM!"


o_O


As she walked away, I swear I could catch her muttering plausible excuses to not go to the airport under her breath.

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Enough with traitorous siblings, and let's move on to pictures from Friday.

Now, if you stalk my friends' blog, I am so sorry that you have to see batches and batches of repetitive picture from the same outing. I find it a little silly myself, that I still bother to post up pictures, old stale pictures no less, when every single blogger friend of mine have beaten me to the punch.

Aaah, but when the punch comes in the form of camwhore pictures...


Just let me be. ;)




Last Friday...

There's something about me, La Bodega Bangsar and birthdays. The last time I was there, it was for my 20th birthday, and this time around, it was for Joleen's 21st.




Nothing beats black and white pictures when it comes to evoking emotions.




Jaclyn, me, Joleen the birthday girl, Nikki and Pei Ryn.



Pei Ryn is one of the hottest engineering students I know. :)




Birthday girl and I.
Btw, Joleen's one of the touchyfeely-iest friend I've known. Every single picture that I have of her and I seems to be of us hugging. o_O




Chummy buddies.
I absolutely LOVED Jac's dress, and I was mentally formulating plans to steal her dress the whole night..
Jac, if you allow me to buy the same dress, please reply with a comment, wahaha.



And this ALWAYS happens.


Whenever you hand over your camera to Joel to help you snap a picture, he'll punctuate his favor to you with a snapshot of himself.



Waste camera space only lar. ;)



Guess who I saw there!
Rowena, girlfriend of bf's good friend, and ex-uni classmate.
She used to play with my hair in Financial Management tutes, while chiming about how soft my hair was.



Everyone! I think.
Back (left to right): Chun Yih, Jian Cai, Joleen's brother's gf, Nikki, Sern Liang, Joel, Adrienne, Rowy.
Front (left to right): Pei Ryn, Joleen, Smalls, me, Jac.
Utmost back: Forlorn and lonely Chris.


And bloody you, Joel, why got horns behind my striking head!




(left to right): Adrienne, Rowy, me.
I climbed over 3 couches (barefooted, of course; I am civilized) just to grab a shot with these girls. ;)




All the girls of the night.




Chun Yih and I.
He calls me 'little sis', although I'm older than him 3 months.


And he's damn funny!
He excitedly piped up,"I saw a dress of yours that day! In Forever21!"
Puzzled, and a little confused, I was like, "Uh huh..."


"Nah, I show you the picture!"



Chun Yih's handphone, and the dress I supposedly have.
Which I don't.
But I do have something similar...
Seriously, girls, how many guys do you know who remembers outfits??!! ;)



And then the waiter brought over all these!




Tequila shots for Joleen!




Stunned.


Almost everyone toasted Joleen with a shot.
Or at least, those evil ones who wanted to get her drunk.




Including me. ;)


Bah, look at the way I down a shot. So dainty. =(


Once we got Joleen drunk enough, it was presents' time!
Much to Joleen's chagrin, though.




First presents, from the guys.
Yellow Fever.



Banana and a condom.


-_-


The aim was to get Joleen to wear the condom. On the banana lar, what were you thinking?



She whipped open the condom packet with flourish, and before you knew it, she was at it already...




Erm, I guess she was adjusting it...?


Then, it got even worse.
Or should I say, mortifying.


They made her taste the rubber-clad banana to guess the flavor!!!




Tantalizing the tastebuds....




Oi, cannot guess larr....



Ho hum... So easy only...


Joleen triumphs with the correct guess-- Strawberry! :P





Joleen's muka maintain.


And there were more gifts to come from the guys...




Sexy thong, one.




Pregnancy test kit!



Morning-after pills!


Or is it the other way round?
I am sorry, I have no knowledge of all these items. ;)


And guys, your gift-giving skills SUCKS. =p








No matter how drunk she is, Joleen finds semangat to take a picture.


Cake time!


When the cake (Baskin Robbins, yo!), along with the pretty candles was carried out, and everyone chimed into a beautiful rendition of "Happy Birthday", Joleen, being as high as she was...




Starting waving a knife ala conductor-style enthusiastically.
Way too enthusiastically.




Happy birthday, sweetheart! :)


And the cake!!! Bloody Baskin Robbins cheated me, it was supposed to be Strawberry Cheesecake, but they gave us some damn fail coffee flavor instead!!!!

But I still love you long time, BR.




Another group pic!
I looked like I was seated on a toilet bowl, and I just realized that Smalls sits like a contestant in a beauty pageant in all her pictures.




Kissy-wissy!
Told you Joleen is touchy-feely.





Anyway, Joleen, I sent you an birthday wish' sms yesterday, but you didn't reply. Either you don't love me no more, or I sent it to the wrong number.


Although your birthday is over already, I just want to wish you a HAPPY 21st YEAR k? :)
You're certainly well-equipped for adulthood, at the very least. *pregnancy test morning after pils* :P




Being the sporting and vibrant girl you are, everytime that we get together, confirmed, we would be laughing till our belly ached.


Big dreams, eh, girl? :P


I still remember I only knew of your existence by name during my first few weeks in Melbourne, then one day, during lecture, I sat next to you, and the next thing I knew, we were squatting on the steps in the lecture theater and giggling away, and happily exchanging numbers.

You're certainly one of the people in Melbourne that I can click with the most. :)


Thank god I've met you, crazy woman. =)










On another note, guess what ice cream my sister had on Saturday?



Banana suited in a strawberry-flavored condom.





Banana and Strawberry ice cream.



WAHAHA!

I am no shorty.

Look what I found in MPH...











DICK Palmer???



Hahah!!!

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Went to Oriental Cravings (1 Utama) today...


One of the main reasons I went there...



Hainanese tea!
I've been craving for it for quite sometime.


It's a mixture of tea, coffee, Milo and Horlicks, and I suspect a small amount of Ecstasy.
'Cause it's so freaking good! And it makes you so happy!!

*bounce bounce bounce* :)




Eragon!
Kempen Membaca wtf.




My dress had a super big slit down the the front, right till my navel.
If I had more, ahem, ample assets, I would have gone without my camisole inside! :P



And may I present with you one of the best claypot loh shee fun!!!



Loh shee fun is translated to "rat's tail" in chinese.
When I was young, I'd start bawling whenever my mom offered me loh shee fun.


Claypot loh shee fun is one of those Chinese dishes that you go around looking for the best rendition.
Like the best char siew pau. The best Hokkien mee. The best curry fish head.
And for reasons unknown to me, claypot loh shee fun seems to be becoming extinct...



The salted fish bits in the Oriental Cravings' loh shee fun was a nice touch!Do try it, I am pretty sure you'll like it! :)





Unfortunately I ordered the duck yee mee, which was a tad tasteless compared to the yummy loh shee fun. :(


I actually wanted their Roasted Pork Curry Laksa, which is good, and one of my staple dishes whenever I visit the restaurant, but they were OUT OF IT!!!
Where got such thing wan????


If you like ginger braised duck, you'll probably enjoy this noodles though. :)





I was happy after stealing loads of his loh shee fun. :P









And we were browsing through the shelves of Giant, when he called out to me..


"Baby, why is your name here?"


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Bloody hell.

Pensive moments.

I am sitting in the college's computer lab now, with another 2 hours to kill.

A quick glance at the time indicator at the lower right hand corner of the computer screen tells me it's 9.49am.
Usually, at this time, I would still snoring away under my blue embroidered comforter.


I am waiting for the boyfriend, who's having his deferred paper now. It has been tradition, since the day we started dating, to accompany the other person during the day of exam, and to wait until the person has finished the paper.

Most of my friends think it's pretty pointless, but it's tradition ok.
And my parents did that when they were dating too, so it's sweet!

Usually, when he has exams, it would be my exam period too, so while I wait for him, I'll just study for my subjects; else, I'll grab a magazine (the thickest and the cheapest, 'cause I am a cheapskate like that), and a few curry puffs along the way, and sit along the foyer to see and to be seen.


However, since I am broker than Brokeback Mountain, magazines are out of the question, so I brought along a book. A chick lit book, in fact.

Chick lit to the max.
"Mine are Spectacular". Heh.
The cover illlustration is of the back a girl who is whipping open her towel, and people gawking in the background.
I know, I know, I am such a bimbo for reading a book with such an obviously frivalous title, and I should be dragged across the Sahara just for carrying the book around, but hey, it's a good (albeit fluffy) read.


Though I suspect I will go on a diet after reading the book.
And not to mention start building funds to buy a Birkin bag.



So yeah.
I am so broke, that if I finish the storybook, I won't have any money to go rent more books (I usually rent my books, unless it's something that I know I'll read more than once), so I had to save the book, which leads to why I am online.


At least it's free.




Oh oh oh, I had such a horrible morning.
I was late!!!! My stupid handphone alarm didn't ring, and I woke up at 7.42am when I was supposed to be at college at 8am.

I got ready in 13 minutes flat (including a bath), and sped down LDP. Heck, I didn't even put on make up, that's how much I love my boyfriend.
So if you see a racoon-eyed girl with a thatch of birdnest lying atop of her head disguising as hair, and crazed look in her eyes, that was me.




Hmm.
What's with people cutting their hair short?
My sister did it, random hot chicks whom I know in terms of existence did it, and Jac did it too.
A lengthy BUT informative conversation with girlfriends concluded that if you can carry off short hair, you are a true hot girl.
But I can NEVER EVER cut my hair short!!! My cheeks are too puffy, and my face too round.
But then, if I don't ever do it, I'll never know whether I am truly hot.
Should I go under the knife????
Or in this case, the scissors.



Wow, The girl who just sat opposite me really looked like a good friend of mine.
Bing, that's you I am talking about!
I almost called out to her, though there were nagging feelings that she looks rather distorted and blown up.
But it's not la. Bing is in Johor now, probably squatting on top of a roof looking down floods or something.


I just did up my timetable for next semester, or rather, the coming semester, since it's barely a month away, and I am pretty pleased with the arrangements-- I'll get a day off, and most classes end by 3pm, so it'll be easier for me to work part-time.
I need the money (Refer to top: Birkin bag).


It's scary, the fact that I have only 1 more month back home. Before sleeping last night, tossing my thoughts and body in bed, and I recalled the day I flew back from Melbourne back home.
The excitement, the rush, the anticipation.
It felt so real.

When I came back, I thought I have so much time here, I thought I would be to do so much, but here I am, 2 months in M'sia, and I am berating that time pasts by so quickly.
I didn't spend enough time with my sisters, didn't talk to my grandparents enough, didn't meet up with enough friends, didn't try out more food, didn't go to more places.

I need to do something about that.






Edit: I lost my parking ticket in college today, which cost me RM20.
So much for not reading mags to save money.
*$%^#$%^#$%^#.

Words of wisdom.

Oscar Wilde:
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.











I heed.









Nothing comes in between me and my Baskin Robbin's Cookies & Cream.

Glamour and Glitz, and my Glamour Puss.

Tiffin Bay.


Glamour & Glitz.


Jaclyn's 21st.

All glammed up (right to left): Birthday girl, Smalls, Joleen, me.




We took 3 unsatisfactory shots before settling for this one (left to right): Smalls, Rebecca. Victoria, me.




I spent the entire night trying to push over the cups and saucers, much to Jac's dismay. ;)
Hui Wen, don't be a jakun!




Bakry, whom I got to know only yesterday.


His mom found a condom in his room, and asked him "What is this??!!!"

He answered back, "What else, ma...."


Haha!




Pretty lights!



Not many pictures of the Tiffin Bay, because I believe you should go there and witness the sheer gorgeousness of the place by yourself.




That, and the fact the management refused to let us take pictures of the place, hee.



Our theory: An identical-looking bar must have sprouted up recently, under the name of "Tiffany's Bay". ;)






At the strike of midnight!
The cake came, and the jazz band played "Happy Birthday" live. :D


Quite a painful ordeal for a girl who hates public chantings of birthday songs! :P




Birthday girl and I.
Jac's in denial that she's 21.
Hello?? Can you imagine how I feel? I am going to be 22 this year!




There were many more people, but I was'nt in the mood for picture-snapping. The management of Tiffin Bay weakened my camwhoring morale. :(


But do view Jac's blog for more pictures. :)

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Happy 21st Birthday, Jaclyn! :)


Jac, you have been nothing short of a fantastic friend in these few months since I knew you. :)


The day I first saw you, you were an intimidating Melbourne-ised chick, with too gorgeous clothes and too expensive handbags; little did I know that a heart of gold lies under the funky exterior, and in the heart of gold, lies a self-sacrificing and generous nature.
The fact that you always encourage us to shop our moolah away is a small setback when we consider what a wonderful companion and friend you are. ;)


Thank you for all your thoughtfulness, your care, your patience, your fun-loving ways... We are so gonna ROCK Melbourne upside down this year! :D




PS: Speaking of self-sacrificing ways, I like chocolate chip cookies, ey? :P







Have a great (twenty) one, dear! :D