Lumps and Lard.

I am fat.

:(




The mom. The first thing she said when she saw me:

"Wah, look like FATTER already ar!"

I replied with feeble protests. Something about my babydoll top adding inches on me.

Upon closer look, she claims again:

"Really lah!!! Fat already!



My maid.

"YOU SO FAT ALREADY!!!"

I glared at her.

"REALLY! SO FAT!"

Death stare.

"VEERRRYY FAT!"

Bloody hell. Want me to fire you is it.



The second sister. Whenever she sees me.

"FATTY!!! Teehee."

I am wearing the same size as you k. *scowls*



The boyfriend.

I manja-ly asked him while he was paying the parking ticket at the airport, "Ï got put on weight or not?"

Silence.

"Actually got lah. Can see.

Shot daggers with my eyes.

"BUT you still pretty."

Super tried to salvage, hehe.




I need U-zap. And Detox-Slim. And the Cheesie prunes. And magic pills.

I. Need. To. Lose. Weight.

FAST.


So I can eat more. :D




And I just kissed the ground after getting off the car. My sister is helluva scary driver, I ma telling you.

Trust me, if you see a gold Avanza zooming near you, RUN!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you.



And on another irrelevant note, am I the only oddball who finds Daniel Craig (the new James Bond), as plain looking as he is, quite dashing?