Opened a new bottle of bath foam.
Speaking of which, it's damn sakit hati to buy toiletries in Melbourne, 'cause a bottle of shampoo/bathing soap/conditioner/lotion cost about AUD6 to 8, and I'd much rather use that money to go shopping. Or eat. Or club.
But then I'll be damn stinky-lah.
So, I happily rubbed the bathing foam over my body, Dove's super moisturising bathing gel, waiting for it to work its moisturising wonders on me.
I shall digress again, isn't such a delight to try a new type of bathing liquid??? New scent, new texture, new colors, new phony promises that the product swears to deliver....
The bathing liquid was kind of thick and clumpy, but I thought, hey, that's why it's so moisturising right? So I smeared the gel-like substance all over my body, wondering why it wasn't lathering.
But then, bloody hell, even after I ran myself in the water, the liquid just remained glopped all over my body!!! No matter how much I rubbed and scrubbed, there were still white lumps all over me.
After constant swiping and swabbing, FINALLY I got everything off.
Or so I thought.
Out of curiosity, I scraped my skin with my nail, only to find find clumps being scraped off!!!
EEEeeeUUUCCHHH!!!
I spent half and hour in the shower scraping myself clean.
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Before yesterday, I would definitely tell everyone to steer away from Dove's Rich Nourishing Body Milk.
'Cause frankly, it's just the lousiest body bath I have ever used in my life.
But when I recounted my tale to Smalls yesterday, she pointed something out to me.
Out of curiosity, I double-checked the bottle that I was THIS close to throwing away out of fury, and my worst fears were confirmed.
It was a bottle of lotion.
10 comments:
WHAT??????
LOTION????
Dove products got such tning one meh??
MUAHAHAHHAHA!
hahahahaha omg.. that is the kind of thing i thought I would do!! *hee* you're as blur as me! *does happy dance of joy*
mustardqueen: Got la, Dove got lotion wan!!
*momo.berry: It's evil to laugh at people's misfortune. :(
grace_t: Hahhaha, you are still the reigning blur sotong la.. :P
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
ROFL!!!!!!
hmm i might be able to pass the cornw on to you la after the lotion thing *hee* :D
Hui Wen... my bimbo =P
heh, i thought it was a bottle of lotion when u couldnt get it off LOL
jaclyn: Refer to reply to Kit Mey. -_-
grace_t: AAAAHHH!! *does warding hand movements* Keep the crown away from me!! I DUWAANNN!!! :P
sam: I'm not a bimbo ler... A bimbo should be well-versed in toiletries and vainity products. ;)
jean: Ahh, goood good, you paling pandai. ;)
Hehe..so hilarrious!!! I use the same shower gel, and its really good, so was wondering what happened to your bottle.....Dear, I think ure becoming like grace....*hee hee*
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